A working day's routine of a slave/married man

This function (AKA routine) models a kind of typical working day for a slave-married man.
NOTE: the wantSex() function is really specific. In a typical slave relationship, it return false 99.9% of the case. Further details on next posts.
void doWorkingDay( wife_t * she )
{
  wakeUp();
  getSex( she->wantSex());
  if( today() == FRIDAY ) {
    getClothes( she->getOk(), CASUAL );
  } else {
    getClothes( she->getOk(), FORMAL );
  }
  for( int i = 0; i < 2; ++i ) {
    eat();
    work();
  }
  switch( today() ) {
    case MONDAY:
      getMovie( she->getMovie() );
      getSex( she->wantSex());
      break;
    case TUESDAY
      getSport( she->isBusy() );
      getSex( she->wantSex());
      break;
    case WEDNESDAY:
      watchTV( she->getTVShow());
      getSex( she->wantSex());
      break;
    case THURSDAY:
      onTv = true;
      getSport( she->isBusy() );
      getSex( she->wantSex());
      break;
    case FRIDAY:
      getDinner( she->inviteFriends() );
      getSex( she->wantSex());
      break;
    default:
      cout << "We have to visit my mum! Come! Now!" << endl;
  }
  sleep( 7 * 3600 );
}

A working day's single routine

This function (AKA routine) models a kind of typical working day for a single man:

void doWorkingDay()
{
  wakeUp();
  if( today() == FRIDAY ) {
    getClothes( CASUAL );
  } else {
    getClothes( FORMAL );
  }
  for( int i = 0; i < 2; ++i ) {
    eat();
    work();
  }
  switch( today() ) {
    case MONDAY:
      getMovie();
      getTvSeries();
      break;
    case TUESDAY
      getSport();
      getTvSeries();
      break;
    case WEDNESDAY:
      getVideoGames();
      if( today() == WEDNESDAY )
        getTvSeries();
      break;
    case THURSDAY:
      onTv = true;
      getSport();
      getTvSeries();
      break;
    case FRIDAY:
      getParty();
      if( getGirl() == false ) {
        getTvSeries();
      }
      break;
    default:
      cout << "Come on! Working at weekend?" << endl;
      getBiers( 10 );
  }
  sleep( 7 * 3600 );
}

China women

This is an extension of the previous model: women as baby creator, but in a country with birth control, like China.

#include <sys/types.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main()
{
  fork(); 
  return 0;
}

WTF?

This blog is my personal, politically incorrect, funny and nerdly mode to describe the reality, from different points of view. Yes, if you don't understand what I write, you can ask someone, nerd or programmer.

Woman as baby creator

#include <sys/types.h>
#include <unistd.h>

int main()
{
  while(1)
  {
    fork();
  }
  return 0;
}